Do You Consider yourself a GEEK ?!!

Its a Very simple question .. Yes Or No ..
But its a Hard answer ..and don’t quickly say Yes Or No …
Reply for the following questions..
if yes was the reply for 80% of the following questions .. then You are a Geek .. else ,,  Don’t consider yourself a geek..

1- Do you go the bathroom with your laptop, to continue reading an article or continue coding some stuff ?? !!!
2- Do you think of coding – solution  or even doing them while talking to your GF on phone or skype ?? !!
3- Do you spend at least 6 hours per day reading ?? or May be coding .. not chatting or navigating facebook and youtube ??
4- Do you spend at least 30 min to take the decision of shutting down your pc ??
5- Do you prefer meeting friends on Skype instead of meeting in Costa ??
6- How Many Times did you feed and drink your laptop with you ?? spilling your drink over it ??
7- Do you walk to the kitchen carring your laptop reading an article online ??
8- Did you ever tell your GF ( if you have one ) that you love her as much as you love your laptop or may be a little more .. and started describing how much you love your laptop and its system instead of describing how much you love her ?
9- Do you dream of coding . Programs, solution while sleeping ?
10- Do you see coding Total fun ?
11- Do you cut a movie while watching it ..coz it is boring and return to surf the internet or code for a while or may be sleep ?
12- Do you really see having no NET the end of your life ?
13- Do you usually pay half of your salary to upgrade your IT components ?
14- Is your rss reader regulary returns back to 0 ?
15- Do you know more than 6 programming languages ?
[ java, c, c++, bash, html, javascript, php, css, groovy ,etc ... ]

if you do so … Then Welcome to the GEEKs World !!!!